justbreathe

Thursday, November 24, 2005

out! out! out i say you impudent whelp!!!

well it's about fucking time!!so i was reading the 'oul rag the other day when i saw that it finally happened,some one had the hairy balls to say what we were all thinking!!during a play in london some fucking twat's phone rang.i know.now,that's bad enough in the cinema but at the theatre,says you???fucking disgraceful.so anymore,obviously mortification all round...or so you'd think.a few minutes later it rang again.what a complete brain-dead plank.the actor on the stage,richard griffiths (i know,me neither),stopped the scene and told the culprit to leave!!!excellent.she shuffled out,the twat,amid tuts and filthies,and when she finally scuttled out the door the audience gave the actor a standing ovation!!what a show!!

but seriously,how thick can you be to let your phone ring,not once,but twice??the mind boggles.i'm the kind of person who is so terrified of that very situation that i check mine at least three times before the goddam show.and even then i can't really get in to it as i'm constantly shitting it in case it somehow malfunctions and rings anyway.i know.mental.

what's wrong with these people??how do they have friends?and why are they allowed to socialize???!!!fucking tools.that guy was clearly at the end of his tether,as anyone knows,a show is NEVER stopped for anything,i'd say he wanted to jump on her pea-sized head.what can we do to stop this carry-on?simple,search the fuckers before they go in,cinemas too.sure,they can't be trusted.or simply attach a booby-trap mechanism under the chair (you can get them in argos) and if someone's phone vibrates,never mind rings-zip! just like that,the chair is sucked down into the depths of the sewer (think phantom of the opera,but no menatl dude running around with his face half melted) never to be seen again,ha!

5 Comments:

At 8:55 PM, Blogger Binty McShae said...

I'm an advocate of theatres and cinemas investing in equipment that blocks 'phone signals. Christ, I've dabbled in acting and it used to just fuck me off when digital watches bleeped on the hour. Wouldn't have been so bad if every twat at least had them set to the same fucking time!

 
At 4:21 AM, Blogger Dr Maroon said...

So much for the cast, what about the punters?

 
At 10:45 AM, Blogger justbreathe28 said...

i know,it's just ridiculous,didn't have those problems back in the day wha'!remember when they used to show a cartoon before the film??talk about value for money.now it's ad after fucking ad.not cool.

 
At 7:28 AM, Blogger SafeTinspector said...

There is a church in the South of America where they installed cell-phone jammers.
I'm not sure how expensive said equipment is, but you'd think they would install them in theatres.

 
At 3:30 PM, Blogger justbreathe28 said...

aye,you surely would.should be madatory.

 

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