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Monday, December 12, 2005

christmas work do???how bout christmas work don't!!!

sigh.why oh why did i go.the christmas work do.possibly the most difficult thing to get out of,apart from funerals.have you ever noticed that you can never decline an invite to a party?jesus,especially in ireland,everyone would think you were fucking insane,or worse,dry.i've been in this job a few months,and people,mostly are decent.however i didn't relish the thought of drinking alot with my colleagues,and top of that with the added temptation of staying in a hotel (ie more drinking and more god knows what else).in other words i was afraid of making a supreme tit of meself.
oh twas a great night of revelry,however i was seated next to boss,boo!!!i was very dignified,in fact at one point i worried,oh no,i'm too full to drink!!!i needn't have worried.in short,i ended up dipping my pen in the company ink.i know thats not the right phrase as i don't have a penis,but i know not the equivalent.no one knows,and thank god i didn't see him today.which is a miracle as the place aint that big.oh who cares....me.
the party itself was a mixture of all different places,eighty companies,jesus it was like blackpool uncovered,very tacky.i'd never seen anything like it and hopefully won't again!!!

laters.

p.s what's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?........snowballs!!!!!! hee hee.

8 Comments:

At 2:44 PM, Blogger SafeTinspector said...

HAH HAHAHHAHAA!
You linked to me at
safetinspector.blogsot.com!
Crap, I've no laughed this hard in about 12 hours!
HE HEEE!!

 
At 2:46 PM, Blogger SafeTinspector said...

As for your Christmas "business," sounds fun, eh?
If you got to eat your cookies in the end, then you both had dessert.

Avoiding him now, eh? I wonder if he's avoiding you as well.

 
At 4:21 AM, Blogger justbreathe28 said...

gasp!!how very dare you!!no way is he avoiding me.the only thing i can think of is he's afraid to see me lest he's overcome with passion again and will launch himself at me for all to see.obviously.

shall rectify that other blip anon,cheers!

 
At 1:02 AM, Blogger Dr Maroon said...

Did you make pictures of your bits with the photocopier or your phone? Because if you didn't then it doesn't count.

 
At 10:48 AM, Blogger El Barbudo said...

Time to become self-employed. Then if you end up sleeping with the boss, it's not too embarrassing the following day.

 
At 3:49 AM, Blogger justbreathe28 said...

no,the photocopier was broken,some fat cow got her jollies on it.

dunno about self-employed...unemployed perhaps...

 
At 4:10 AM, Blogger SafeTinspector said...

You guys have much better office parties than we. Blotto is par for the course, but boinking just doesn't happen.
Probably on account of how litigious we Yanks are.

 
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