Tuesday, December 20, 2005

mine's a large,thanks.

when you go on a "date" you obviously try to go in with an open mind and give it a chance.however,there is always a seminal moment when the person does or says something and you just think,fuck,he's a twat.another one bites the dust.

i had one such moment yesterday evening.i met up with this italian dude,no,he wasn't slimey,he had great english,was sweet decent, and not bad to look at actually.so, i thought,ok,no need to go the toilet and ring my mates,it's all going okey dokey.

after half an hour he drained his glass,looked at my empty and said he was going to the bar.grand, i thought.he sits down with his glass of wine three minutes later and does a bit of "...so anyway,as i was saying...." but i'm not listening,i'm staring confusedly at the table,i'm looking at the bar to see if the barman is making an extra special irish coffee.....he ain't.bollox.the stupid scabby cunt.

and just like that it's over.not only is that plain rude,it's also plain goddam stupid,because of all the girls to do that to,you do not do that to an irish girl!!!! so there i am,fuming with rage,incredulous at this guy's lack of social graces.but i decide to give him a chance,i decide to put it to him and see how he reacts.if he acts all morto and flustered i'll put it down to nerves,and that he forgot.if he looks at me as if i've two twats,i'll know he's a scabby prick.

go to the bar.come back.as i sit down i say,half joking "jeez,thanks for getting me a drink,by the way!!" the boy looked at me, slightly cocked his head to the left and narrowed his eyes.......fucking stupid wank.


At 6:01 PM, Blogger LindyK said...

Aren't they all?! You sound so surprised... I'm not surprised by too much anymore -- dating is utter shite...

At 8:03 AM, Blogger justbreathe28 said...

i know!!!i guess i'm ever the optimist,however it's steadily seeping away.....mellllllllllllllttttttchhhhh.

At 10:24 AM, Blogger El Barbudo said...

On his last date he probably got accused of trying to get his date drunk and thought "I'll not make that bloody mistake again..."

At 3:22 PM, Blogger Dr Maroon said...

Good point El B. It's possible this man is recidivist date raper. At this time of year it pays to be careful.
I've lost count of the birds I've been out with that required a large ingestion of chemicals before they appeared even mildly attractive to me.

At 4:57 AM, Blogger justbreathe28 said...

knew you guys would side with that dweeb!!!!!Christ there is such a thing as manners
el b....fair enough,but stone cold sober is the opposite end of the fucking spectrum!!!

dr.m....come on now,i don't believe a man such as yourself has to beer goggle any lass!!!

At 10:15 AM, Blogger El Barbudo said...

You're right - he's still a wanker.

At 6:26 PM, Blogger Andraste said...

The prick.


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